FORTUNE TELLER
SCEPTIC

(FORTUNE TELLER seated at table surrounded by fortune-teller paraphernalia.  Enter SCEPTIC)

SCEPTIC I hear you are a fortune-teller.

F. TELLER That is true.

SCEPTIC So you have some amazing psychic power?

F. TELLER Yes.

SCEPTIC Well, if you have this power, prove it!

F. TELLER O.K.  mmm...  See that guy over there?

SCEPTIC Yeah, what about him?

F. TELLER I can tell you many intimate details about his life.

SCEPTIC Like what?

F. TELLER He was born on the 29th May 1969.  He is 190 cm tall, weighing in at 96 kg.  He can drive a car, a boat, and a motor cycle.  He is a Social Worker, and Counsellor for a well-known charity.  His licence number is 35748169 and he must renew it in 16 weeks.  He enjoys films, both at the cinema and on video.  His bank account number, which is with the Commonwealth Savings Bank, is 5687-40087 and currently has a balance of $550.  He likes fine leather and drives a Mitsubishi Lancer.  Next Tuesday, he has to pick up his dry cleaning, and he has just come back from a trip to Mackay on McCafferty's Coaches.  Oh, and he likes Extra chewing gum - fruit flavoured.

SCEPTIC WOW!  How do you do that?  Is it by using YOUR mind to reach into HIS, or do your eyes sense his aura or what?

F. TELLER No.  It's much easier than that.  I just stole his wallet!!